hypothetical pregnancy
- Me: Mom, look at my stomach.
- Mom: Ew, so fat.
- Me: I'm actually pregnant.
- Mom: Hah, good joke.
- Me: What would you do if I WAS pregnant?
- Mom: Kick you out of the house. No kids until marriage.
- Me: I'm already married.
- Mom: Go live at your husband's parents house then.
- Me: We're separated. He left me.
- Mom: Too bad. And you owe me rent money too then. For you and baby. That means you were eating double the food.
- Me: REALLY? If I was pregnant and I got secretly married and then the man left me when he found out I was having his kid you would STILL kick me out?!
- Mom: It's your own fault. You should have found a man who loved you.
