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hello. i live at home in la. i go to uc riverside. i'm the youngest of seven children (i guess technically we're all adults now). have fun reading my nonsense. or not. do what you want.

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31 January 10

hypothetical pregnancy

  • Me: Mom, look at my stomach.
  • Mom: Ew, so fat.
  • Me: I'm actually pregnant.
  • Mom: Hah, good joke.
  • Me: What would you do if I WAS pregnant?
  • Mom: Kick you out of the house. No kids until marriage.
  • Me: I'm already married.
  • Mom: Go live at your husband's parents house then.
  • Me: We're separated. He left me.
  • Mom: Too bad. And you owe me rent money too then. For you and baby. That means you were eating double the food.
  • Me: REALLY? If I was pregnant and I got secretly married and then the man left me when he found out I was having his kid you would STILL kick me out?!
  • Mom: It's your own fault. You should have found a man who loved you.
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