Campus PD on G4. So tricky.
- Cop: Have you been smoking?
- Druggie: No.
- Cop: Your fingers smell like burnt weed. What's that about?
- Druggie: I don't know.
- Cop: Oh, why is there a jar of weed in your jacket pocket?
- Druggie: It's not mine. It's not my jacket.
- Cop: Dude, just be honest. It's just a ticket. Man up.
- Druggie: Fine, I smoked a blunt.
- Cop: Okay, well we're going to weigh this and if its more than an ounce, you're going to jail AND getting the ticket.
