motivation for heffers.
In hopes to do well this quarter, one of my new best friends Sophia and I have made a pact. Not a pregnancy pact. That would be retarded. I meant do well academically, not maternity wise.
By week 10, we have to be all caught up with our studies and have B-’s or above in all of our classes, A’s are preferred. Realistically, we need to set our standards a tad lower just in case we don’t get a 4.0 (BECAUSE WE WANT OUR PRIZE). So anyway, if this goal is reached, we will set aside 1 day before finals for a “pre-finals” treat. Where will we go, you ask? NEWFUCKINGPORT BEACH. Why? FOR SOME DELICIOUS SPRINKLES CUPCAKES.
With that said, please hope and pray that we both rape the shit out of our classes (not literally though. well, the hope and pray part is literal. not the rape the shit out of our classes. i know i had to specify that for some of you).