She’s going to be my doctor some day.
“You don’t fucking know whats up so shut the fuck up and let me speak, bitch! SHUT THE FUCK UP. JUST WRITE A FUCKING CHECK. GO TO THE BANK AND PUT SOME FUCKING MONEY IN THE BANK AND PAY MY RENT. TODAY. MOM. SHUT UP AND GO DO IT.” — Some asshole son talking to his mom. (Overheard at UCR.)