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hello. i live at home in la. i go to uc riverside. i'm the youngest of seven children (i guess technically we're all adults now). have fun reading my nonsense. or not. do what you want.

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16 March 10
There was a 4.4 earthquake a few minutes ago.  My first thought when I  heard my windows shake was to hide under my giant table but honestly, my  bed shaking around felt like a pretty good massage so I just stayed  under my sleeping bag.  Turns out, it happened 2 miles west of Pico  Rivera.  Hope everyone is okay.  &as an update, my cheeks are  puffier than the Michelin Tire white monster thing.

There was a 4.4 earthquake a few minutes ago.  My first thought when I heard my windows shake was to hide under my giant table but honestly, my bed shaking around felt like a pretty good massage so I just stayed under my sleeping bag.  Turns out, it happened 2 miles west of Pico Rivera.  Hope everyone is okay.  &as an update, my cheeks are puffier than the Michelin Tire white monster thing.

15 March 10
This is what I look like. :) 

This is what I look like. :) 

Posted: 7:00 PM
This may be the drugs still talking…Chill out, idiot.

This may be the drugs still talking…Chill out, idiot.

Posted: 3:05 PM

so drugged up right now

i just got four wisdom teeth extracted. i have ten total still. thats how wise i am.  the doctor thinks im an alcoholic though. he asked if i had any questions and i said “when can i start drinking alcohol? please tell me monday is ok.”  his response, “whenever youre ready! no weed or e though.” wtf, do i look like i do drugs, asshat?  all in all, he was tight as a virgins vagina. 5/5 stars wooooooo.  the assistant was a cutie tooo. oh, whaaaat. &he thinks im funny. wooo. wait do guys like funny girls? if not im fucked. k,bye.

Posted: 1:53 AM

CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.