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hello. i live at home in la. i go to uc riverside. i'm the youngest of seven children (i guess technically we're all adults now). have fun reading my nonsense. or not. do what you want.My Bucket List
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There was a 4.4 earthquake a few minutes ago. My first thought when I heard my windows shake was to hide under my giant table but honestly, my bed shaking around felt like a pretty good massage so I just stayed under my sleeping bag. Turns out, it happened 2 miles west of Pico Rivera. Hope everyone is okay. &as an update, my cheeks are puffier than the Michelin Tire white monster thing.
This is what I look like. :)
This may be the drugs still talking…Chill out, idiot.
i just got four wisdom teeth extracted. i have ten total still. thats how wise i am. the doctor thinks im an alcoholic though. he asked if i had any questions and i said “when can i start drinking alcohol? please tell me monday is ok.” his response, “whenever youre ready! no weed or e though.” wtf, do i look like i do drugs, asshat? all in all, he was tight as a virgins vagina. 5/5 stars wooooooo. the assistant was a cutie tooo. oh, whaaaat. &he thinks im funny. wooo. wait do guys like funny girls? if not im fucked. k,bye.
CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
